P.A.D.

Another boring day passed by as I stared at my computer screen or the ceiling fan in a bid to discover something new! Alas! No apple fell on my head! I started rummaging through my bookshelf and found some mags...(mind u I don't hind porno in my wardrobe for those smirking folk!). It was a mag. And as I started reading it, I discovered something. About myself.

Guess what folks I suffer from PAD. Sounds cool eh? It means Phone Anxiety Disorder or also known as Phonexiety!!?? :O

No it's not a disease where you phone gets stuck to you whenever you get tensed or anything but apparently you are so stressed out that you start hearing things. In this case you think your phone rings when in reality it doesn't! Phew. And I thought I had gone mad, hearing things that I didn't. PAD sounds much cooler than MAD doesn't it! :P

And for anyone else who suffers from it, sorry dude, apparently as of now it's not a curable disease, though chucking yourself in a place where there is no network, like the North Pole might help. But do pray that now maybe you don't start 'seeing' things, like maybe an appearing mobile phone!