Monday, July 07, 2008

Lovestory 2050

Let me tell you the story in brief. I missed out the first 3 odd minutes, but my cousin filled me in. Apparently our hero crashes his MG while driving really dangerously. He has a typical rich father who just has no time for his son. Anyways the guy goes around and happens to spot pretty Priyanka Chopra and takes a liking for her. After the regular case of mistaken identity issues between the lead girl and guy, our hero (whatever his name is, I don’t know, I think the character was called Karan) woes Priyanka (Sanaa) and begs her to come on a date with him. She finally agrees and they do so. She enjoys herself and blah blah and they fall in love (not really worth going into detail- If it's not worth MY blogspace, then you can imagine). And yes, we have an important character in the form of our Sanaa's mom. One of those typical Desi moms we've seen in so many films. She prays for a good looking guy for her daughter and when she opens her eyes she spots Karan walking. She stalks him to find him sitting at a restaurant with her daughter,… and…. She is overjoyed!!?? In fact she is so overjoyed, I had to verify with my cousin as to whether she prayed for a guy for her daughter or for herself(And yeah for those readers who don’t know me well, I don’t understand Hindi. So all this stuff I'm telling you is from the visuals, and a little bit of translation from my cousins).

Anyways, so everything seems to be going well, when Mr. Fate decides to pay a visit, in the form of a truck and a hit and run accident. Guess who was hit?? It had to be the prettiest person on screen…  Well Sanaa dies and Karan is distraught. And yes, amidst this chaos here, we have a scientist uncle of Karan's, who lives in the same town as Sanaa. This guy is on the verge of creating a time machine which Karan and Sanaa test out once and blow the fuse as well. So after Saana's death, Scientist uncle discover's the exact equation(which was accidentally created by the couple during a romantic moment at the chalkboard - Seriously which scientist in 2008 writes his equations on a chalkboard??) to make the time machine work. He gets the whole set up running and he comes up with an idea. Take Karan back to the past where he can prevent the accident from happening. But while they try to do that, the systems uncannily hang(Must be based on windows or something) and the time machine gets stuck at Mumbai 2050 which incidentally was keyed in by Sanaa sometime back. Karan thinks it is fate. I think it's a case of the component supplier selling faulty components.

So the scientist and Karan decide to go to 2050, and while they are busy preparing the spacecraft, sorry time machine, two little kids, who are Sanaa's younger siblings sneak on board. Now we are in 2050. Well Mumbai in 2050 is a changed place. Skyscrapers galore, flying cars etc. What did take me by surprise was the lack of traffic! Indians seem to have adopted technology pretty well too, what with a panwallah using a micro robot to sell pan and the best was, a snake charmer charming a robotic snake! Else the whole place looked like it was snitched out of I, Robot. And yes did I mention fashion of 2050? Seems to be predominantly leather. Looks like cows and crocodiles are on the extinction list too. Anyways, the hero spots the re-incarnation of Sanaa in the form of Zeisha, a red haired popular singer. He starts tracking her and mysteriously she gets drawn to him too when she sees him. The power of love eh?? Anyways Karan starts wooing her too and they pretty much fall in love. At this stage things kind of get messy, I kind of lost the plot, and they discover he is some fake guy or something, fake ids and stuff. Karan is chased away by her guards. During this process, Sanaa's diary falls out of Karan's shirt and Zeisha duly picks it up and reads it at home, and now she realises that whatever Karan was blabbering was true and she gains memory of the past or something. And yes, how can a bollywood flick not have a villain? So we have a Dr. Morishi or someone, who used to be Scientist uncle's la assistant of some sort. He has become some big shot guy and now realises that scientist uncle is visiting town and that the time machine is here. Uncle scientist is captured and questioned on the whereabouts of the machine. He enjoys the moment and comments on Dr. Morishi's 'microchip boss' appearance (Similar to Mottaiboss of Sivaji fame except that microchips are encrusted on his bald head!!?) Anyways Karan come to the rescue, high tech fight scenes ensue and the good win and yeah we have a high speed flying car chase involving the baddies from 2050 not being as good drivers as a guy from 2008 and end up crashing everywhere. And finally, the space ship which came to 2050 with 4 people, now has 5 people and 2 robots, and returns to 2008, I think. End of story.

1.I found the hero imitating Hrithik too much, some people in the theatre were querying if the new face was Hrithik's re-incarnation or something. But then we realised Hrithik was not gone yet.

2.Priyanka was pretty as usual, but I found Sanaa to be too giggly and Zeisha to be a bit loud mouthed initially.

3.The movie was weird. Period. Don’t bother watching, unless you want to check out Priyanka or the new hero guy, or if you want to try the new comfy seats at Kanakadhara (Central theatres, Coimbatore)

21 comments:

Comfortably Numb said...

People warned me not to watch this movie. I was even doubtful if I wanted to read this :P lmao

but then yea uve done it nicely..leave aside the movie

Cheers!

creyzeee said...

goodness...it doesn't sound like something ne1 should waste their time on!
thnx 4 d review!

Einsteins Donkey said...

the story is similar to kaho na pyar hai..dasavatharam sounds better

Spacegirl said...

thanks for the heads-up man!

btw, gr8 posts in general! keep it up!

Azra Raphael said...

guess love story 2050 sucks to the core!
my vote for jane tu..ya jane na!

alx said...

hey nice review
njoyed readin it
i should say though d movie s borin your post s not

btw lovestory2050 s alleged 2 b a stolen story f ur own mottaiboss's movie robot

Divita said...

now i am having second thoughts about watching the movie!
thanks for the warning! :)

Ashutosh said...

Its a pathetic movie. Loads of ppl told me not to watch it but still I felt it might just b a time pass. However, after watching the movie, I wish I had heeded their words

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Pranay said...

weird story... !!
though i liked the way u reviewed...
why dnt u review jaane tu...

Anonymous said...

Yes, seconding Pranay, Why dont you review jaane tu ya na jaanay (Whatever the name is) I have been cascaded with people telling me that it has lovely songs and its awesome itself. I am not much inclined.

Lovestory 2050. I didnt like the name of it, I am not a big fan of future/past things.. you reviewed it awesomely [:p] and not to mention hilarious, there are some inherent flaws in Hindi films, no?

went laughing at robotic snakes [:p] lol. funny stuff, I plan to read more of you :)

keep writing!

anusha said...

thank you so much!! i wont be catching it now!!

The Solitary Writer said...

hmmm the story really sucks thoughnever seen ....but my sister went so she told me :p

jane tu is good

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Arthur Dent said...

love 2050 is a product created by an ambitious dad for his good looking son. but when ambitions blind reality all that we get is something as lame as love story 2050. sheer waste. oh, btw i must say your review does full justice to the movie.
thanks for dropping by at my blog!

CRD said...

woah.dude! this was really not worth the effort..love story 2050..weird storyman :P

mumofason said...

Ash D, best review ;). Looks like bollywood is competing with Kollywood's so called super hit (the one named after the bird :D). Keep posting!

Anonymous said...

dude... i cant help but to appreciate the fact that u had guts to watch that film and time to sum up a review about that one... lol

Laasya said...

Many thanks for the warning!
Who's Zeisha?

Ash D said...

zeisha is one of the characters played by priyanka....

Chrome Themes said...

A Really boring film



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cutestangel said...

I hve this movie on dvd for months but still havnt watched it I cant say I will watch now especially after your concise review.I have better things to do with 3 hours!!!