Sunday, June 11, 2006

Chennai travails

Bajaj Pulsar: I have always accepted that it was a good and good looking bike, but I didn't necessarily worship it. But a recent tryst with the above mentioned species made me gain new found respect for it's kind. It just makes u wanna go on and on and on...(ahem I meant when u ridin r on da road.what were u thinking?) I have driven a unicorn courtesy my cousin and I loved it's awesome smoothness but as I discovered I get maximum driving pleasure not frm the Unicorn but frm the Pulsar due to it's two toned nature, silent when u r soft on the throttle and growling to life when u twist it dat inch more... it maybe common on the road but as the common man's cure to his need to be identified with, I don't see any other alternative. Pulsar Hooligans, I just joined ur bandwagon....

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Election offer: Vote for 1 criminal, get another FREE!!!

Business establishments have for long practised several marketing strategies to get their sales charts rising. Sudden offers and sale's have always set graphs on fire and have proved to be effcient methods of promotion and clearance of stocks. I have always been a keen supporter of the corporate way of gettings things done. Efficient and meritorious with better turnovers and profits being the only consideration and nothing else standing in the way. I've always believed that marketing strategists and economists should rule a country as they can make the best out of it's economy.

But lately i have found that TN political parties seen to have taken this marketing strategy thing too seriously albeit the recent ad's one has been seeing on TV or hearing on radio. If you are wondering what i'm talking about, it's the recent ad on Sun Tv that has irked me. 'Vote for udhayasuriyan and get a gas stove free'(plus a kid modelling for the ad). It seemed too sleazy, c'mon people if it had been something like 'buy a prestige cooker and get a gas stove free' it would have been well and good. but vote and get a stove free?? Does it make any sense?? Ok lets say the party is seriously interested in improving the welfare of the people,consider this: now a guy has got a gas stove, so who's gonna get the gas? if he has so much money to buy a god damn cylinder he would have had bought a stove in the first place right?? I wonder if this is just another ploy to sell more cylinders rather. I wouldn't have gotten so apprehensive had they offered free solar cookers or something(ahh we would accept that the party is socially,environmentally and economically aware).

Lets forget the gas stove for a bit. Even more atrocious is the free tv offer for everyone. I've heard of free clothes for people(it actually made sense to me, cos they were addressing the need of people below the poverty line by providing free clothing), but free tv's?? I can think of this to be just another proposition by which they plan to increase their Tv channel viewership(and increase trp ratings of programmes, get more sponsers etc etc..the chain goes on) and nothing else. all the ladies at home are just gonna sit infront of the Tv and watch serial after serial. If this happens, when on earth are we gonna see woman empowerment and the rise of a woman in Indian society?? If such a situation occurs then social evils like Dowry, polygamy and all the assorted crap will continue to prevail.

Now lets talk about what we, the consumers(this is a corporate world-so to every political party we are a consumer) would like from a political party.first and foremost, a steady government(do you know that in countries like singapore the prime minister and respective MP's retain their position for more than just a five year tenure). Given the situation in our country it's not the kids faultif he flunks in social studies if he forgets the PM's or CM's name- they keep changing every other day rite?? I'm sure everyone would be happy if the government could offer: jobs to every guy depending on their talent, proper infrastructure, medical facilities etc. Our list has been the same for decades. I wonder how the Politicians seem to nicely miss out on what we exaclty ask for and give us crap that we don't need. Hey any politco's out there listening? just give us what we want ok, we don't need you to buy us our tv sets. we can get ourselves what we want thank you...

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

English-who owns it??

briteesh destraayed avar kantry faar 150 ears. Let us destraay theiyer languvedge foryever.. Do itt yend yenjaay.... Gudd maarningguu...

This was a SMS I received some time ago. Initially I thought that the Queen had agreed to make the changes as per the EU's suggestions.(that was another joke ppl who have been using email for quite sometime would know. you might have got this mail some time ago say 6 or 7 years back..it was meant to mock the EU's system or somethin--gettin back to where I was), I finally figured out what they were trying to get to me.. So I was just pondering over this message in class when a "well-informed" classmate saw the message and popped the question, "hey since when did English belong to the British? I thought it was the American's discovery?" I nearly got a heart attack. So as I drilled some history classes to him, his question kept ringing at the back of my head. Given today's globalisation trend(a favourite topic of my college Director-Globalisation) Engish actually, hardly belongs to the English. It is a global language. Every guy from Afghanistan to Zurkinistan(sorry u won't find that in the map cos I created that) speaks english with a good measure of the local accent mixed in, just like HSBC does. Global banking done locally.(ever seen HSBC ad's ?)

Just walk into a local girls convent school, you'll understand what I mean. An example is , "hey don't stand in the veyil"(no harm meant der, oh fairer sex :)). so as I was saying, you go to tamil nadu you hear tanglish, drop by singapore and you'll get a taste of Singlish(where people rather tend to sing rather than speak. want more examples? try this-"yeah la", "can la", " cmon la, can't tahan or what?") . Now make a trans-continental flight to the land down under and voila you've found a new way of speaking British English... So as we go through places we find that the language is being manipulated and incorporated the world over with the basic essence being the same.

Anybody reading this ever seen a Russell Peter show? For those who don't know wh0 he is, he's an Indo-Canadian Comedian. I happened to see one of his shows(one of my friends had a copy in his comp) the guy said in one of his shows that the world is mixing that in 300 years we won't have white's, black's, yellow's or brown's. Everyone is gonna look beige. His reason?: the major population of the world comprises of Indians and Chinese(add up all da ppl in India, China and all da Ind's n Chin's in da rest of da world u'll get more than just 2 billion.)So sooner or later we are gonna hump u and all we'll have is beige kids..(no offense there again :) incase u are wonderin what there is to be offensed about, just forget it ;) ) But the fact is that what he said is true. Not the humping bit, but the part about the world mixing, and hence the barriers of language disappearing as well. Hmm I think i've put in enough words to express what I felt like tellin, if you still have no idea what I was talkin about, forget it cos I have no idea either.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Pachydermatous Asiaeus

Pachydermatous asiaeus. it's da medical term for a new disease to have affected a part of tamil nadu. To be more specific: CIT in Coimbatore. I have no idea to the origins of this malady which i shall henceforth refer to as the Asia syndrome. Affected persons can be easily identified by their speech which is littered with the word 'Asia' at the end of all or most exclamations. I believe it was a term created to mock a person who has tried saying or doing something that he thinks is funny, but recent trends have been changing. It's being added everywhere. Words like 'tryasia' , 'betrasia' 'comedasia' were the trend but people have taken the concept to such an extent that words like
'seruppula-appitasia' have started poppin up. for those who are not prolific in tamil, 'seruppula appa' means to be slippered literally. you may wonder where on earth did asia come up in that.Good question. beats me. Any tamil linguists around? or maybe some one workin on a doctorate in tamil? U could consider doing ur thesis on dis new found dialect maybe...
till then i shall just sit n ponder over the intricacies of this ... hmm what do u call that? asia syndrome..... byeasia to everyone....

Monday, April 17, 2006


22,222 kilometres on my Dio n still runnin...(dis was taken a month back actually-da count is 23,900 now..:) Posted by Picasa

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Pattiyal

Hmm. Pattiyal. it's a tamil flick for the uninformed and it's interesting unlike the recent crop of sleazy or dumb storylined things that were released. due to my limited tamil vocab i don't see any link between the title and the film cos as long as i know pattiyal means a list or putting things in a list or something on those lines... but who cares. the film is good(especially with pretty faces like pooja :)-- hey i always liked her since da film JJ though i don't find Padma priya(the other female lead) so inspiring inspite of the reduction she has had in terms of clothing...:))
Decently nice songs(though lotsa eng pop influences were visible), not too much of a masala mixture with a slightly different storyline n voila, we've got a run of the mill story with a difference. finally tamil cinema is seeing some non standard films without 'all's well that ends well' happy endings. They have started to grip us a bit and leave us pondering at the end and pattiyal is one of them. Arya and Bharat i can't really say much as in terms of acting no one in da film has done any record breaking stuff or anything but everyone has made decent performances with the 1st half being seriously hilarious. seriously ppl it was real fun. the second half gets senti and a bit dull but a few twists and the viewer is made to sit up and watch again.

All in all it's worth a watch though the older generation might not like it(my uncle fell asleep watchin it) but i'm sure no oldies are gonna be readin my blog, so my verdict: worth a watch.

P.S. others opinions may differ frm(hey i liked da story, i think Pooja is seriously cute-neone got a prob wid dat?) . I just typed out what i felt.

And this will be my last blog for a few weeks as my semesters are comin up so my dear readers(if there r any) i'll be back in may.stay tuned..

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Some stuff abt me.....

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Aswin Dorairaj a.k.a Ash, Asi, Mokkai etc....
Birthday:Jan 7th
Birthplace:coimbatore
Places been to:
Everywhere Including heaven in my dreams. else it's a std list :Singapore(spent my whole life der) , malaysia(Holiday haven), Australia, Thailand n been in good ol' India for 5 years now...
Current Location:Coimbatore
Eye Color:black
Hair Color:black
Height:5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed:right. when i'm drivin, both.
Your Heritage:it's damn long...
The Shoes You Wore Today:Sandals actually
Your Weakness:short temper..
Your Fears:phobophobia?
Your Perfect Pizza:hmm extra cheese...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:At least 1 against Olivier Kahn.....:)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:hey whatz up?
Thoughts First Waking Up:good nite....
Your Best Physical Feature:totally no idea.....
Your Bedtime:anytime b/w 12 am to 12 am da next day...
Your Most Missed Memory:school life in singapore
Pepsi or Coke:neither...
MacDonalds or Burger King:KFC rox!!!
Single or Group Dates:if it's dating it has to be a couple...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Ice tea baby!!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate...
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:Passively yes. can't help it wid these enviro conditions...
Do you Swear:Rarely........
Do you Sing:No plz no........
Do you Shower Daily:I gotta else i can't stay alive.....
Have you Been in Love:hmm Am tryin to figure out dat myself....
Do you want to go to College:I think it shd be more like , do u wanna stay in college.. cos da way things seem to be going.. i might end out soon...
Do you want to get Married:At some point of life yes.
Do you belive in yourself:Sure. I believe in myself more than da guy next door...
Do you get Motion Sickness:Never till dis moment...
Do you think you are Attractive:does what i think matter here....:)
Are you a Health Freak:yeah
Do you get along with your Parents:yeah..
Do you like Thunderstorms:I love em....
Do you play an Instrument:nopes...
In the past month have you Drunk Alcohol:no
In the past month have you Smoked:refer to question above(regarding smoking)
In the past month have you been on Drugs:prescribed by da doc. yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Mall? in Coimbatore? U gotta be kiddin!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No. Miss em like hell :X
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I've got an aversion to raw food......
In the past month have you been on Stage:yeah. Did a paper...
In the past month have you been Dumped:might be soon.. frm my house......:) Kicked out whd be da more appropriate term here...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nope...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:don't think so...
Ever been Drunk:nah
Ever been called a Tease:huh??
Ever been Beaten up:Mildly.....
Ever Shoplifted:nah
How do you want to Die:Like Ayrton Senna maybe.....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I'm quite grown up already... U mean grown old?? Alive would do i guess
What country would you most like to Visit:Rest of India..... been quite around da world but never inside India
Number of Drugs I have taken:Gotta ask da deaaler....:)
Number of CDs I own:god noes.....
Number of things in my Past I Regret:nah. i just try to get over it...
This was from a survey I took @ http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/

Friday, March 10, 2006


ok this photo was taken by me during Quest. It was stuck up by some first years as part of AdQuest(an ad campaign competition where u have to advertise innovatively for Quest) N since dis chart contained da word Srishti da Editor n I couldn't resist takin a pic courtesy my Sony ericsson K700i !!! thanx to da Cool Fools for advert.. for Srishti!!!! Posted by Picasa

Well i did find one pic. Dis was taken at da same below mentioned restaurant where my senior swung on a swing!! We had a heck of a time ringing da bell n makin da waiter scurry to our table cos then we discovered dat da bell was meant for callin him!!!!!!!! Posted by Picasa

Making of Srishti

Finally, after 2 weeks of toiling, Srishti goes into print. being a junior does have it's advantages and disadvantages. You get free lunches from your seniors when you are on such jobs but you get equally worked for that.I guess my seniors know how to squeeze every bang out of their buck!!! Any way getting back to the process, it was fun editing as you actually learn a lot of stuff when you run through factual articles like what one of my friends had written. Through his articles I learnt that Dan Brown doesn't know his art that well and that Uncle Sam , well, is truly Uncle Sam, and yeah before I forget I also discovered that there were jobless people around arguing as to whether earth evolved or was created....

The fun parts are that I got to work in an Air-conditoned room(the DTP room) away from the sweltering heat of Coimbatore and I got to watch professional graphic designers at work. Boy was the guy awesome! He cut, copied and pasted like it was his birthright to do so or something... As we ran through the proofs doing proof 1 upto 3 wth all the layouts and pics and stuff, watching the pieces falling into place and becoming a complete magazine I kind of felt like how a mother feels when she watches her child grow and become a complete person. Sorry for the sentimetal statement there but it was exactly how I wanted to express the feeling at that point. As I was typing this out I realised dat I should have taken a few pics of what we did during editing: would have been fun but unfortunately I only have one pic of my senior swinging on a swing at a restaurant where we had lunch during those editing sessions, but I don't think she would be very happy with me if I did publish it on my blog. Never play with the sub-editors(or editors) of Srishti is one rule I learnt!!!!!!!

P.S. I automatically edited my article for typos, so no shortforms and stuff here. I guess it's an after effect of having been doing it for weeks!!!!!!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Do you have bird flu?

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Here’s a quick checklist:

1. You start preserving round objects

2. You like cute chicks

3. You tend to flap your hands

4. you peck your neighbour whenever angry

5. You find feathers on your bed

6. Eggheads please you

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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Another corner seat experience...

Another of my Contributions to Shristi 06' of CIT


As I sit in class, oblivious of the world,

as I roam the distant lands with only my soul,

a cool winter breeze impinges on my frosted skin,

awakening me to reality.

Eastwards arises the majestic sun,

Providing relief from winter’s chill,

amidst this, wafts through,

the scent of fresh lavender bathed in dew.

As I look for the source,

I am blinded by scintillating beauty, like a flash of lighting,

That I have never seen such a vibrant thing,

That defies the sun, and devours all,

Beauty so fresh, so innocent,

It kills both mind and soul.

Who is this girl I wonder?

An angel or goddess?

Or maybe a temptress from deep under the earth gallows…

As she eloquently drifts away,

She claims both my heart and soul,

And again I lie in class, oblivious of all…

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

technovation

Ahh technovation has come and gone. for those of U who don't know what it is, it's da annual technical symposium Conducted by CIT. i realise technical symposiums sound boring but da fact dat we spent several days assisting da seniors in preparation work n da though of a 2 day break from monotonous college classes plus an extra 3rd day thrown in as recovery day does pep up one's spirits. we did tire ourselves for 2 days running errands n doin lotsa background work as our 3rd year guys went about conducting all da events n i crawled into bed each night feet aching, but da treat at da end did make up for it partially and da supposedly special treat coming up does make up for it a 100%... so anyone needs help in preparing for a college tech fest or cultural? im here to help as long i get dat sumptious dinner treat.........

Friday, January 13, 2006

Riding in Style...........

this is an article which i wrote for my college mag,it's still hasn't been published so dis is sorta like a sneak preview.....


Shristi: What is thy purpose? I believe it’s to inform and entertain. So I never seem to understand the logic of writing about dead literarians, painters, artists and their compositions etc, but in spite of that I don’t seem to have any idea of what to write about. So as I cursed my seniors for putting me through this grind and cracked my brain on new years day at 12.30 a.m. (curses to that dumb cold and fever which left me under siege at home on new year’s eve) the loud thump of music from a passing car hit me and ignited an idea in my brain faster than a spark ignitioned engine. Eureka!! I screamed, resulting in the neighbours confirming their suspicions about me…

Cars have long gone from being just a mode of transportation to something that you can relate to or be synonymous with. Sort of like your alter ego. But even then in today’s mass market all tin boxes are beginning to look similar (not surprising considering the number of mergers happening) and dull and dreary without any character.

In came the tuner scene and with PC games like Need For Speed Underground, Most wanted, Gran Turismo etc. selling like hot cakes tuning has became hep and happening with everyone wanting their Marutis to look like Mini coopers or Golf GTi’s. You may ask what is the point of spending a few lakhs or so to make your dingy old Ambassador (amby) look like an Aston martin, it’ll never be as good as the original. But reality aside, every layman can now feel like James bond in his Amby (and who knows he might even impress that/those chick(s) that he might have been eyeing for some time!!!).

Infact a recent survey concluded that though young Indian women (aged 18-30) like small red cars like Marutis, a guy who has a cool looking SUV or sedan stands a much better chance of impressing that lady. So with so many factors, isn’t it about time to differentiate yourself from the crowd by modifying your ride(read ‘ride’ as car or bike: modifying your public transport accounts to vandalism and the penalty would be getting driven over by your ’friendly’ bus driver)to get that extra oomph factor? I don’t necessarily mean going to the lengths of the so many insomniacs in town who drive in crazy looking outrageously coloured contraptions that look like some sort of misplaced article from some nuclear war zone. Visual modification is an art. Getting the right bits at the right place is extremely important else your car may end up looking like it had plastic surgery that went wrong, but simple subtle touches can change the whole personality of your car and the driver.

Some extreme modifiers go to the extent of fitting fire thrower kits to their exhausts which then spew fire balls up to a distance of a few metres, I don’t see any purpose in it beyond the fact that it could fry the cops behind incase they give chase when one is literarily flying on the highway or you could try some sort of bond stunt with it. Some nutters fit loud free flow exhausts which scream out their presence on the road such that every person on the road immediately looks up searching for that elusive aircraft (Pity his soul when he discovers to his fright that it’s actually a road rocket on the loose).

Yet it’s undeniable that in spite of the fact that you will earn the wrath of every road user and elderly when you drive past them on your fully modified ride, the pleasure achieved from those exhaust tones, the power, the handling and the admiring looks from dozens of kids and young girls(speculative statement) alike can never be equalled.Adios my friends as I make my way to the tuner’s and join the underground gang of insomniacs….